WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON PEOPLE!?! It’s bleeding January in New York City! I don’t want mosquitoes. And I don’t want flurries. I want five feet of dense solidified water! I want snow up to my chin so when I walk through the snow paths all you see is my head bobbing along! I want to wear big boots. And I want to climb a hill by kicking and clawing into it, by digging myself in and moving just a couple feet at a time! I want WIIIINTTTERRRRRRR!