so yesterday a mosquito landed near me while i was at my workstation on the job. then today while walking to work some snow started to flurry about.

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON PEOPLE!?! It’s bleeding January in New York City! I don’t want mosquitoes. And I don’t want flurries. I want five feet of dense solidified water! I want snow up to my chin so when I walk through the snow paths all you see is my head bobbing along! I want to wear big boots. And I want to climb a hill by kicking and clawing into it, by digging myself in and moving just a couple feet at a time! I want WIIIINTTTERRRRRRR!