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Kissy kissy. This map, care of uncannyxmen.net, graphically shows the relationships that have taken place in the X-Men Marvel universe. Man there are some names here I haven’t heard in some time, and plenty of names I don’t know at all. Storm has had her fair share of slutty encounters; Nightcrawler ain’t doing too bad either for being the blue-skinned freak he is (probably is a foot fetishist too); what’s this between “Cody” and Rogue? or Rogue and Magneto for that matter?!; Colossus got his steel-dong in the mix; but it’s clear who’s the mack daddy of them all: Wolverine, You a Pimp!


daaaaaaamn! Hustler!