these openings are all slated for tomorrow, with the majority falling between 6-8pm. how the fuck they (gallerists, gallery associations, whatever) reckon we can attend even a small handful of these openings is beyond my mind.

Thursday September 7

• Natalie Jeremijenko OOZ at Postmasters Gallery,
  459 West 19th Street, 6-8
• Everest Hall “Axis Mundi“, +Project Room, Karen Dow at Bellwether, 134 Tenth Avenue, 6-8
• Frank Magnotta at Cohan & Leslie, 138 10th Avenue, between 18th & 19th streets, 6-8
• Gareth James + David Joselit at Elizabeth Dee

  Gallery, 545 West 20th Street, 6 pm

• Brian Calvin + Jim Lambie at Anton Kern,
  532 West 20th Street, 6-8
• Chris Morris, My America at Hasted Hunt, 529 West 20th Street, 3rd fl., 6-8
• Maximo Gonzalez at Art & Idea, 529 West 20th Street, Floor 7, 6-9
• Köster + Lueders + Wanker, KUNSTLICHT/Artificial Lighting at  at Sara Tecchia Roma New York, 529 West 20th Street, 2nd fl., 6-8 6-8
• Annabel Daou, America at Josee Bienvenu Gallery, 529 West
  20th Street, 2nd fl., 6-8
• Shane McAdams + Mike Miga at Denise Bibro

  Fine Art, 529 West 20th Street, 4th fl., 6-8

• Ron Klein at Howard Scott,
  529 West 20th Street, 7th fl., 6-8
• Sydney Licht at Kathryn
  Markel Fine Arts, 529 West 20th Street, 6W, 6-8
• Kwang-Young Chun at Kim Foster Gallery,
  529 West 20th Street, 6-8
• Osi Audu at Skoto Gallery, 529 West 20 Street, 5th fl., 6-8
• Robert Yasuda at Elizabeth Harris, 529 West 20th Street, 6-8
• Bryan LeBoeuf at 511 Gallery, 529 West 20th Street, 8W 6-8
• Rivane Neuenschwander, Other stories and stories of others, + SATELLITES, w/ Ryan Gander, i-cabin, Ian Kiaer, Simon Popper and Sue Tompkins, curated by Erin Manns and Other Stories and Stories of Others, Rivane Neuenschwander‘s first solo exhibition at Tanya Bonakdar

  Gallery + Satellites, work by Ryan Gander, i-cabin, Ian Kiaer, Simon
  Popper and Sue Tompkins, curated by Erin Manns and Francesco Manacorda,
  521 West 21st Street, 6-8

• Just Off Focus at Andrew Kreps Gallery, 525 West 22nd Street, 6-8
• Robert Feintuch at CRG Gallery, 535 West 22rd
  Street, 3rd fl., 6-8
• Esko Mannikko, Cocktails at Yancey Richardson Gallery, 535 West 22nd Street, 3rd fl., 6-8
• Hai Bo at Max Protetch, 511 West 22nd Street, 6-8
• Jean Miotte, Spirit of Defiance at Chelsea Art Museum, 556 West 22nd Street, 6-8
• Joao Onofre at I-20 Gallery, 557 West 23rd Street, grd fl., 6-8
• Greg Bogin- Greetings Earthlings!! at Leo Koenig, Inc., 545 West 23rd Street, 6-8
• Matt Jones, Death By Misadventure at Buia Gallery, 541 West 23rd Street, 6-8
• Nicola Lopez, OverGrowth at Caren Golden Fine
  Art, 539 W 23rd St., grd fl., 6-8
• From A to B & Back Again at Heidi Cho Gallery, 522 West 23rd Street, 6-8
• Isca Greenfield-Sanders, Pinelawn Pools, First exhibition of Greenfield-Sanders paintings in New York in more than four years at Goff + Rosenthal, 537B West 23rd Street, 6-8
• Amy Myers, The Particle Zoo at  Mike Weiss
  Gallery, 520 West 24th Street, 6 pm
• Stuart Hawkins at Zach Feuer, 530 West 24th Street, 6-8

• Castaneda Ireiman at DCKT Contemporary, 552 West 24th Street, 6-8
• Mary Henderson at

  Lyons Wier Ortt Contemporary, 511 West 25th Street, # 205

• Beatrice Riese at A.I.R. Gallery, 511 West 25th Street, 6-8
• Derek Buckner + Ryk Ekedal at George Billis Gallery,
  511 West 25th Street, ground fl., 6-8
• Ken Gonzales-Day + Jim Long at Cue Art Foundation,
  511 West 25th Street, 6-8
• Kathleen Kucka at Brenda Taylor Gallery, 511 West 25th Street, Ste. 401 6-8
• Fran Siegel, Observations of Light and Matter at Margaret Thatcher

  Projects, 511 West 25th Street, #404, 6-8

• Camp at NYSG, 511 West 25th Street, #6-07, 5:30-7:30pm
  
• Laura Sharp Wilson at McKenzie Fine Art, 511 West
  25th Street, 2nd fl., , 6-8
• Sam Easterson, Bird-Cams at Daniel Cooney Fine Art, 511 West 25th Street, Suite 506, 6-8
• Christian Maychack, All The Slow Forces at Jeff Bailey Gallery, 511 West 25th Street, Suite 207, 6-8
• Derek Buckner at George Billis Gallery, 511 West 25th Street, 6-8
• Wallpaper LAB

  collaborates with contemporary artists to produce limited edition
  wallpaper, w/ Douglas Gordon, Gary Simmons, Phoebe Washburn and more at Lennon, Weinberg, Inc., 514 West 25th Street, 6-8

• Nancy Burson, “The Hand of God”, an exhibition of recent photographs by the eminent artist in ClampArt‘s new and significantly larger space at 521-531 West 25th Street, grd fl., 6-8
• Shida Kuo at Nancy Margolis
  Gallery, 523 West 25th Street, grd fl., 6-8
• Alessandra Sanguinetti, On The Sixth Day Yossi Milo Gallery, 525 West 25th Street, 6-8
• Finisage for the closing of The Inner Workings of Cold Contact, serving beer and celebrating the finish of a great show (Xenobia
  Bailey, Graciela Fuentes, Ann Hamilton, Scott Hug, Anna Jóelsdóttir,
  Kosyo, Dean Monogenis, Maceo Montoya, Dennis Oppenheim, Ester Partegàs,
  Ted Riederer, Marc Swanson, Mathilde ter Heijne, Iké Udé, Brina
  Thurston, Michael Timpson, Manabu Yamanaka. Curated by Joshua Altman) at Stux Gallery, 530 West 25th Street, 6-8
• Zaria Forman at Allen Sheppard Gallery,
  530 West 25th Street, 6-8
• Nancy Grilikhes at Prince Street Gallery, 530 West 25th Street, 4th fl., 5-8
• Jeffrey Aaronson at Kashya Hilderbrand, 531 West 25th Street, 6-8
• Megan Bisbee-Durlam & Erika Wastrom at Lohin Geduld Gallery, 531 West 25th Street, 5-7pm
• Michael Goesele & Shuli Sade at Reeves Contemporary, 535 West 25th Street, 2nd fl., 6-8
• Mia Westerlund Roosen at Betty Cuningham Gallery, 541 West 25th Street, 6-8
• Scott Redden, Houses, Clouds & Trees, new paintings at Dillon Gallery, 555 West 25th Street, 6-8
• Fran Siegel at Margaret Thatcher Projects, 511 West 25th Street, Suite 404, 6-8
• Sarah Oppenheimer, 554-5251 at P.P.O.W., 555 West 25th Street, 6-8
• Roger Ackling + Richard Long at Von
  Lintel Gallery, 555 West
  25th Street, 2nd fl., 6-8
• Norito Udagawa + Wayne Herpich at Walter Wickiser

  Gallery, 210 Eleventh Avenue, 6-8

• Alice Dalton Brown at Fischbach Gallery,
  210 Eleventh Avenue, #801, 5-7
• Amy Morken, Backwards Diving at Claire Oliver, 513 West 26th Street, 6-8
  
• Frank Rodick, Arena at Andrea Meislin, 526 West 26th Street, 2nd fl. 6-8
• Janine Iversen, the lights blink on and off + Fox Grimshaw, Out Come at Marvelli Gallery,
  526 West 26th Street, 2nd fl. 6-8
• Millree Hughes, Figure + Cecil Paris, Cocktail at at Michael Steinberg Fine Art, 526 West 26th St., 215, 6-8
• Alessandra Exposito, Greener Pastures at Mixed Greens Gallery,
  531 West 26 Street, 6-8
• Alison Elizabeth Taylor at James Cohan Gallery, 533 West 26th Street, 6-8
• Maki Tamura, The Enlightenment at Lucas Schoormans, 508 West 26th Street #11B, 6-8
• Wes Hempel + Jack Balas at Jenkins Johnson Gallery, 521 West 26th Street, 5th fl., 6-8
• Goldsmiths MFA Survey presented by Cottelston Advisors at White Box, 525 West 26th Street, 6-8 Special performances by Dr. Polly Fiber, Shoot the Moon & ORTHO

• Ghosts & Machines, Michael Bell-Smith, La Vaughn Belle, Jason Hackenwerth, Alejandra Villasmil Closing Reception at Rush Arts Gallery, 526 West 26th Street, Suite 311, 6-8pm
• Alice Konkitz, Two Proud Society Spouses Are Reclining on Contemporary Furniture As A Golden-Eyed Ghost Lady Looks Over The Coffee Tables at Hudson
  Franklin, 508 West 26th Street #318, 6-8
• Walter Niedermayr at Robert Miller Gallery, 524 West 26th Street, 6-8
• Adam McEwen at Nicole Klagsbrun Gallery, 526 West 26th Street, Room 213, 6-8
• Frank Rodick, Arena at Andrea Meislin Gallery, 526 West 26th Street, Suite 214, 6
• Valaire Van Slyck, All Fall Down at Monya Rowe Gallery, 526 West 26th Street 6th fl., 6-8

• Changha Hwang at Massimo Audiello, 526 West 26th Street, 5th fl., 6-8

• Fabienne Lasserre, The Others (II) at Virgil de Voldere Gallery, 526 West 26th Street, rm. 416, 6-9
• Dona Nelson, Brain Stain at Thomas Erben Gallery, 526 West 26th Street, 4th fl., 6-8

• Rebecca Morales at BravinLee, 526 West 26th Street, #211, 6-8
  

• Woong Kim: Recent Paintings at 2 x 13 Gallery, 531 West 26th Street, 4th fl.,6-8
• Stefano Arienti at Lehmann Maupin, 540 West 26th Street, 6-8
• Erik Benson, Elsewhere, “Elsewhere,” (paintings
  describe, through both narrative and formal means, a psychogeography of
  placelessness that is as irremediably American as the strip mall, as
  expressively sober as the paintings of Edward Hopper, and as
  vertiginously drawn toward the Thanatos below the veneer of American
  optimism as the latest newspaper headline) at Roebling Hall, 606 West
  26th Street, 6-8
• Wendy White at Sixtyseven, 547 West 27th Street, 6-8
• Ester Partegas, Saturated Fat at Foxy Production, 547 West 27th Street, FL 6, 6-8
• Jade Townsend, and the days fly by on their own, a Site-Specific Installation at Priska Juschka Fine Art, 547 West 27th Street, 2nd fl., 6-8
• Love and War: The Weaponized Woman at The Museum at FIT, 7th Ave and 27th Street, 6-8
• Gerald Davis, 1986 at John Connelly Presents, 625 West 27th Street, 5-7
• Carolyn Swiszcz, Shelf Life + Mickey Kerr, Aftermath, Sept. 14 at MY Art Prospects Gallery, 547 West 27th Street, 2nd fl. 6-9
• Lola Alvarez Bravo at Aperture, 547 West 27th Street, 4th Fl, 6-8
  
• Hollis Hildebrand-Mills + Minako Ito at Ceres, 547 West 27th Street,
  2nd fl., 6-8
• Mike Geary, Brainbow at PH Gallery, 547 West 27th Street, 2nd fl. 6-8
• Walead Beshty, The Maker and The Model at Wallspace, 547 West 27th
  Street, grd fl., 6-8
• Street Poets & Visionaries, Selections from the UbuWeb Collection, in
  the tradition of Jim Shaw’s “Thrift Shop Paintings,” this collection of
  street posters, mad scribblings, political screeds, religious rants,
  and paranoid raves expands our notion of the Outsider arts to include
  the written word. Formally striking, emotionally charged, and bizarre
  beyond belief, these graphical works dovetail with the historic
  traditions of concrete poetry and art brut. Seamlessly melding text and
  image, their obsessive quality evokes Adolf Wölfli and Henry Darger’s
  visionary works at Oliver Kamm/5BE, 621 West 27th Street, grd fl., 6-8
• Jennifer Dalton, Would You Rather Be a Loser or a Pig? at Winkleman/Plus Ultra, 637 West 27th Street, Suite A, 6-8
• Jesse Bercowetz & Matt Bua, Things Got Legs at Derek Eller Gallery, 615 West 27th Street, 6-8

• Taylor McKimens, The Drips at Clementine, 623 West 27th Street, 6-8

• Came to Believe at Monkdogz Urban Art, 547 West 27 Street, 5th fl., 6-8
• 
  Janice Caswell, Lay of the Land  at Schroeder Romero, 637 West 27 Street, 6-8
• Amelia Biewald and Alejandro Almanza Pereda Wicked Sisters at Magnan Projects, 317 10th Ave, betw 28th and 29th, 6-8
• Art vs Real Life at Morgan Lehman Gallery, 317 Tenth Avenue (betw 28th & 29th), 6-8
• Julian Montague’s The Stray Shopping Cart Identification System, solo show – over 40 photographs from his ongoing series of works that document and classify stray shopping at Black & White Gallery, 636 West 28th Street, Ground fl., 6-8
• Walead Beshty at Wallspace, 619 West 27th Street, 6-8
• Our Gang at Flomenhaft Gallery finally at the 

  Flomenhaft Gallery, LLC, 547 West 27th Street, rm.s 308 & 528, 5-8

• Mark Innerst at Paul Kasmin Gallery,
  293 Tenth Avenue at 27th Street, 6-8

• Chuck Agro, Cheeseburger in my big, fat, greasy American hands, presents a cast of familiar characters in this loose, graphic series
  of paintings and and drawings. Like Picasso and Lautrec, Chuck Agro
  observes and records the people of his life, thereby recording his life
  of friendships, desires and failures, building a community of
  experience. His people reveal the emotional gravitas of a human life,
  the frailty and complexity of a unique personality. They are candidly
  portrayed as sensitive, complicated, awkward or anxious. While Agro
  evokes the viewers’ empathy with his quirky crew, his wry caricature of
  them reinforces his own subjective appreciation for his “embarrassing,
  beautiful friends” + Megan O’Connor +
  Millree Hughes, Figure 3 at Cynthia
  Broan Gallery, 546 W. 29th St., 6-9

• Su-Mei Tse, Proposition de detour, a unique 29 ft. wool carpet the takes the form of a fabulous labyrinth found at Chartres Cathedral at Peter Blum Chelsea, 526 West 29th Street, 6-8
• Contemporary Art From the Ukraine, Ukrainian Institute of America, 2 East 79th Street, 6-8

• Adventura:
  photography of unexpected places w/ Shuli Hallak, Emily Keegin, Eric
  Klemm, Anna Shteynshleyger, Alix Smith, Barry Stone and Foster Wittat
  Moti Hasson, 330 West 38th Street, Suite 211, 6-9

• “Abuse of Power, Abu Ghraib“, drawings by Susan Crile, a body of work inspired by prison scandal at Hunter College Art Galleries, 695 Park Avenue, 6-8
• Mark Podwal, Kabbalisitics at Forum Gallery, 745 Fifth Avenue, 6-8

• John Bjerkkie, Dreams & Delusions: Do Not Be Afraid at The Phatory,
  618 East 9th Street, betw B and C, 7-9

• 
  Guillermina Baiguera & Julian Gatto, taza taza at Little Cakes Little Gallery, 6 East 6th Street, 6-7
• 
  Doodle at Broadway Gallery, 473 Broadway, 7th fl. 6-8
• Art In Odd Places at Art in Odd Places, 174 Ludlow Street, 6-8
• Aaron Young, 1% at Harris Lieberman, 89 Vandam Street, 7-9
• Gus Heinze at Bernarducci Meisel, 724 Fifth Avenue, 57th Street, 6th fl., 5-7
• Alexi Worth, Couples at DC Moore, 724
  Fifth Avenue, 8th fl., 6-7:30
• John Beerman + Donald Evans at Tibor de Nagy,
  724 Fifth Avenue, 12th fl., 5-7
• Mark Podwal at Forum Gallery, 745
  Fifth Avenue, at 57th, 5th fl., 5:30-7:30
• Annette Messager & Yang Fudong at Marian Goodman Gallery, 24 West 57th Street, 4th fl., 6-8

• William Christenberry at Pace/MacGill, 32 East 57 St, 9th fl., 6-8

• Long Island Abstraction: 1950’s to the Present at Spanierman Gallery, LLC, 45 East 58 St., 6-8
• Ancient Egyptian Religion & Mythology Illustrated Lecture at Dahesh Museum, 580 Madison Avenue, 6:30-9pm
• Andy’s Maos at L&M Arts, 45 East 78 Street, no opening
• Carl Fredrik Schultz at Trygve Lie Gallery, 317 East 52nd Street, 6-8
• Teresa Grau & George Nobl at Chashama, 112 West 44th Street, between 6th Avenue & Broadway, 6-8
• Bartel + Haroutunian at Ezair Gallery, 905 Madison Avenue, btw. 72nd & 73rd, 6-8
• Tim Lewis at Flowers, 1000
  Madison Avenue, btw 77th & 78th Street, 2nd fl., 6-8
• Ines Raiteri + Augusto Zanela at Praxis International Art,
  25 East 73th Street, 4th fl., 6-8
• Joe Coleman at Jack Tilton, 8 East 76 Street, 6-8
• Daniel Novela (South Africa) at Sankarankai Gallery, 111 Front Street, Brooklyn, 6-9pm
• The Good Life: New Public Spaces For Recreation
  curated by Zoë Ryan at Hudson River Park’s Pier 40, West Street at West
  Houston, 6:30-9pm, invite
• Dash Snow at Rivington Arms, 4 E 2nd St, 1st Fl, betw Bowery and 2nd, 7-9
• John Bjerklie at The Phatory, 618 E 9th St, betw Ave B and Ave C, 7-9
  

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