{"id":636,"date":"2007-04-05T18:21:45","date_gmt":"2007-04-06T01:21:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/2007\/04\/05\/peter-parker-forgets-his-roots\/"},"modified":"2009-03-17T05:52:53","modified_gmt":"2009-03-17T12:52:53","slug":"peter-parker-forgets-his-roots","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/peter-parker-forgets-his-roots\/","title":{"rendered":"peter parker forgets his roots"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"spider-manweek<\/p>\n

At the end of this month ‘Spider-Man Week in NYC’ begins throughout… NYC?<\/p>\n

this street banner is located near the Steinway Street R subway<\/a> (whose Queen’s termination is Forest Hills, where Peter Parker LIVES! note: the event website<\/a> even says this<\/a>!)<\/p>\n

\"spider-manweek<\/p>\n

However examination of the said website offers a map, a map that shows more events taking place throughout Brooklyn than Queens, with NO events located in Forest Hills (which would be a genius PR move), and of course the absolute fucking bulk of events taking place throughout the increasingly tourist-infested Manhattan neighborhoods. But only a few events south of Houston, most of them are taking place up the Broadway-axis to the southern edge of Central Park, with a few others scattered about.<\/p>\n

Does this mean Peter Parker, the ageless wonder I have adored for years past, has forgotten about the borough we both love? Nooooo, rather, you proceed to tease me by being ” Back in Black<\/a> ” (written by my man J. Michael Straczynski<\/a> of Babylon 5<\/a> acclaim!), taunting me with those… mmmm… big… black… muscles<\/a>HEY I WAS GONNA WEAR MY SPIDEY THERMAL SOCKS UNTIL THE RELEASE BUT NO MORE!<\/p>\n

YOU FORGOT ABOUT ME! (I’ll see you on 5 May. squeek.)<\/p>\n

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