{"id":581,"date":"2007-03-02T12:14:34","date_gmt":"2007-03-02T19:14:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/2007\/03\/02\/spam-is-just-fucking-strange\/"},"modified":"2009-03-17T06:01:10","modified_gmt":"2009-03-17T13:01:10","slug":"spam-is-just-fucking-strange","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/spam-is-just-fucking-strange\/","title":{"rendered":"spam is just fucking strange"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t know about you but I get a good amount of spam. My email client (Thunderbird) does a good job of sifting through about 60% of it, but I still get a good daily dose of spam emails.<\/p>\n<p>What eludes me about the whole concept is that someone actually has to be making money from all of this. I mean, that&#8217;s it&#8217;s intention, to help me earn a $30,000 degree for only $3k or to sell me &#8217;10 Mining Stocks You Should Own&#8217;. Of course not all spams are purely about lucrative dealings or sales propositions. And they&#8217;re becoming increasingly clever. How it all works I haven&#8217;t a clue but obviously <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Spam_bot\">there are bots<\/a> trolling the <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/A_series_of_tubes\">series of tubes<\/a> constantly, and tracking user movements and interests &#8211; <em>what might you be more likely to clickthrough?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Okay so you know that I visit a lot of art sites! (I&#8217;m talking to the bot now) Go figure! But what you&#8217;re unable yet to distinguish is what <em>type<\/em> of art sites I look at! You can&#8217;t distinguish contemporary video from classical painting! You can&#8217;t even distinguish avant-garde movements from&#8230; each other! So you sure as <em>hell<\/em> won&#8217;t be able to distinguish what I like and dislike within the phenomenally fucking huge and nearly explosive arena of &#8216;post-modern&#8217; &#038; contemporary art, where I am drawn to things, objects, works, drawings, paintings (a few), videos, interactive works, etc., that have <em>no relation<\/em> to each other!<\/p>\n<p>And why did you timecode your email for the future?! The email was sent nearly three days ago but was timecoded for today at 2:51pm! Of course I knew it was false! And with a subject such as <strong>One of those young men was painter Sandro Botticelli for whom the striking Simonetta Cattaneo personified beauty and goodness.<\/strong>, your email is destined for the junk folder! I mean, <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Sandro_Botticelli\">Sandro Botticelli<\/a>, an Italian Renaissance painter best known for his <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/The_Birth_of_Venus_%28Botticelli%29\">The Birth of Venus<\/a> painting? Whose subject, Venus, was modeled by the aforementioned <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Simonetta_Vespucci\">Simonetta Cattaneo<\/a>? Cmon! You really think I&#8217;m going to <em>clickthrough<\/em> that shit!<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll clickthrough an ad by <a href=\"http:\/\/mlb.mlb.com\/index.jsp\">Major League Baseball<\/a> (and I do!) any day before I clickthrough an art spam about a Renaissance painter!<\/p>\n<p>Yet, I admit, sometimes these spam emails can be interesting. How they&#8217;re written, automatically composing more-or-less grammatically correct sentences, or perhaps culled and compiled from lines found elsewhere on the internet, is intriguing:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The page is still readable. If not, why should its HQ automatically be in this city?<br \/>\n&#8230;<br \/>\nThe usual focus is sex of course where they claim a given person was really gay.<br \/>\n&#8230;<br \/>\nIts about NOT pointlessly uprooting the people involved for no good reason.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>And for some reason there were lots of references to Scotland:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>It is due to close in June, when pupils move to the new Tynewater Primary School along with those from Cranston and Cousland primaries.<br \/>\n&#8230;<br \/>\nIf you want a cultural centre with that on its CV, then Glasgow the place for you!<br \/>\n&#8230;<br \/>\nThe campaign also won cross-party backing from MSPs and council groups. Scotland will be strong with a strong Edinburgh.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>All this and plenty more in an email originally meant to titillate me over an Italian Renaissance painter. funny.<\/p>\n<p>But hey, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fadwebsite.com\/2007\/02\/20\/warning-of-art-scam\/\">it could have been worse<\/a>.<\/p>\n<div class='ctx-module-container ctx_default_placement ctx-clearfix'><\/div><span class=\"ctx-article-root\"><!-- --><\/span>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t know about you but I get a good amount of spam. My email client (Thunderbird) does a good job of sifting through about 60% of it, but I still get a good daily dose of spam emails. 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