{"id":542,"date":"2007-02-14T15:57:28","date_gmt":"2007-02-14T22:57:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/2007\/02\/14\/happy-v-day\/"},"modified":"2015-03-02T21:22:32","modified_gmt":"2015-03-03T04:22:32","slug":"happy-v-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/happy-v-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy V-Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"image541\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/02\/happy-v-day-fry.jpg?resize=500%2C375&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Philip J Fry heart\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I hope all you lovers out there are making a day of it. I don&#8217;t have much else to say on the subject so whatever you&#8217;re planning for the evening, no matter what you&#8217;re luck is, I&#8217;ll just leave you with <a class=\"imagelink\" title=\"DONT DATE ROBOTS!\" rel=\"lightbox\" href=\"https:\/\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/02\/happy-v-day-no-robots.jpg\">this advice<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Love, Normal<\/p>\n<div class='ctx-module-container ctx_default_placement ctx-clearfix'><\/div><span class=\"ctx-article-root\"><!-- --><\/span>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I hope all you lovers out there are making a day of it. I don&#8217;t have much else to say on the subject so whatever you&#8217;re planning for the evening, no matter what you&#8217;re luck is, I&#8217;ll just leave you with this advice. Love, Normal<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":541,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[378,1007,379],"series":[],"class_list":["post-542","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-stuffs","tag-futurama","tag-holiday","tag-love"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/02\/happy-v-day-fry.jpg?fit=520%2C390&ssl=1","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6OfVu-8K","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/542","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=542"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/542\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2987,"href":"https:\/\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/542\/revisions\/2987"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/541"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=542"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=542"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=542"},{"taxonomy":"series","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/series?post=542"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}