{"id":438,"date":"2007-01-10T11:11:58","date_gmt":"2007-01-10T18:11:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/2007\/01\/10\/mosquito-flurries\/"},"modified":"2009-03-17T06:37:17","modified_gmt":"2009-03-17T13:37:17","slug":"mosquito-flurries","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/mosquito-flurries\/","title":{"rendered":"mosquito flurries"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>so yesterday <a class=\"imagelink\" href=\"https:\/\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/01\/mosquito-then-snow-1-mosquito.jpg\" title=\"mosquito in january\" rel=\"lightbox[mosquitosnow]\">a mosquito landed near me<\/a> while i was at my workstation on the job. then today while walking to work <a class=\"imagelink\" href=\"https:\/\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/01\/mosquito-then-snow-2-snow.jpg\" title=\"flurries of snow\" rel=\"lightbox[mosquitosnow]\">some snow started to flurry<\/a> about.<\/p>\n<p><em>WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON PEOPLE!?!<\/em> It&#8217;s bleeding January in New York City! I don&#8217;t want mosquitoes. And I don&#8217;t want flurries. I want five feet of dense solidified water! I want snow up to my chin so when I walk through the snow paths all you see is my head bobbing along! I want to wear big boots. And I want to climb a hill by kicking and clawing into it, by digging myself in and moving just a couple feet at a time! I want WIIIINTTTERRRRRRR!<\/p>\n<div class='ctx-module-container ctx_default_placement ctx-clearfix'><\/div><span class=\"ctx-article-root\"><!-- --><\/span>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>so yesterday a mosquito landed near me while i was at my workstation on the job. then today while walking to work some snow started to flurry about. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON PEOPLE!?! It&#8217;s bleeding January in New York City! I don&#8217;t want mosquitoes. And I don&#8217;t want flurries. I want five feet [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":436,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[149,410,39,158],"series":[],"class_list":["post-438","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-update","tag-insect","tag-mosquito","tag-update","tag-weather"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/01\/mosquito-then-snow-1-mosquito.jpg?fit=533%2C400&ssl=1","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6OfVu-74","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/438","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=438"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/438\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3036,"href":"https:\/\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/438\/revisions\/3036"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/436"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=438"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=438"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=438"},{"taxonomy":"series","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/series?post=438"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}