{"id":4307,"date":"2009-08-22T20:50:51","date_gmt":"2009-08-23T03:50:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/?p=4307"},"modified":"2009-08-22T20:50:51","modified_gmt":"2009-08-23T03:50:51","slug":"who-wants-to-die-tonight","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/who-wants-to-die-tonight\/","title":{"rendered":"who wants to die tonight?"},"content":{"rendered":"

THIS KIND OF STUFF MAKES ME lol!!!!11LK!1!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Growing up in the Midwest meant being surrounded by a lot of craptastic fast food, which sure I had my guilty pleasures and indulged in, but this is beyond belief:<\/p>\n

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And yes, it does exist:<\/p>\n

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\n(image via food geekery<\/a>)<\/p>\n

this sammich is so elusive it’s only available in Rhode Island and Nebraska, FOX News reports:<\/p>\n

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oh yeah, and This Is Why You’re Fat<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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THIS KIND OF STUFF MAKES ME lol!!!!11LK!1! Growing up in the Midwest meant being surrounded by a lot of craptastic fast food, which sure I had my guilty pleasures and indulged in, but this is beyond belief: And yes, it does exist: (image via food geekery) this sammich is so elusive it’s only available in […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4308,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[612,616],"series":[],"class_list":["post-4307","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-stuffs","tag-food","tag-kfc"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/kfc-doubledown3.jpg?fit=600%2C400&ssl=1","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6OfVu-17t","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4307","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4307"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4307\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4314,"href":"https:\/\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4307\/revisions\/4314"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4308"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4307"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4307"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4307"},{"taxonomy":"series","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/series?post=4307"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}