{"id":3400,"date":"2009-04-04T05:52:12","date_gmt":"2009-04-04T12:52:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/?p=3400"},"modified":"2015-11-01T09:02:24","modified_gmt":"2015-11-01T13:02:24","slug":"my-very-own-caturday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/my-very-own-caturday\/","title":{"rendered":"my very own Caturday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What are you waiting for? You&#8217;re faster than this.<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t think you are. Know you are.<\/p>\n<p>Cmon!<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"3401\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/my-very-own-caturday\/caturday\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/caturday.jpg?fit=500%2C375&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"500,375\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"caturday\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/caturday.jpg?fit=500%2C375&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/caturday.jpg?fit=500%2C375&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3401\" title=\"morpheus says stop trying to hit me and hit me\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/caturday.jpg?resize=500%2C375&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"caturday\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/caturday.jpg?w=500&amp;ssl=1 500w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/caturday.jpg?resize=125%2C94&amp;ssl=1 125w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Do you know what I&#8217;m trying to do?<\/p>\n<div class='ctx-module-container ctx_default_placement ctx-clearfix'><\/div><span class=\"ctx-article-root\"><!-- --><\/span>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What are you waiting for? 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