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Update:<\/strong><\/p>\n Jim, you\u2019re six eleven and you weigh ninety pounds, Gumby has a better body than you. Boom roasted.<\/p>\n Dwight, you\u2019re a kiss-ass. Boom roasted.<\/p>\n Pam, you failed art school, boom roasted.<\/p>\n Meredith, you\u2019ve slept with so many guys you\u2019re starting to look like one. Boom roasted.<\/p>\n Kevin, I can\u2019t decide between a fat joke or a dumb joke boom roasted.<\/p>\n Creed your teeth called your breath stinks. Boom roasted.<\/p>\n Angela, where\u2019s Angela. Whoa there you are I didn\u2019t see you behind that grain of rice! Boom. Roasted!<\/p>\n Stanley! You crush your wife during sex and your heart sucks. Boom roasted.<\/p>\n Oscar, you\u2019re gay!<\/p>\n Andy, Cornell called, they think you suck! And you\u2019re gayer than Oscar. Boom roasted!<\/p>\n Update: Jim, you\u2019re six eleven and you weigh ninety pounds, Gumby has a better body than you. Boom roasted. Dwight, you\u2019re a kiss-ass. Boom roasted. Pam, you failed art school, boom roasted. Meredith, you\u2019ve slept with so many guys you\u2019re starting to look like one. Boom roasted. Kevin, I can\u2019t decide between a fat joke […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2232,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[76],"series":[],"class_list":["post-2231","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-stuffs","tag-the-office"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/meredith-roasted-500.jpg?fit=500%2C363&ssl=1","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6OfVu-zZ","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2231","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2231"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2231\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2640,"href":"https:\/\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2231\/revisions\/2640"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2232"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2231"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2231"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2231"},{"taxonomy":"series","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/series?post=2231"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}<\/div><\/span>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"