{"id":11536,"date":"2014-08-31T08:02:13","date_gmt":"2014-08-31T15:02:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/?p=11536"},"modified":"2015-10-31T18:32:49","modified_gmt":"2015-10-31T22:32:49","slug":"i-yearn-for-hair-like-hers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/i-yearn-for-hair-like-hers\/","title":{"rendered":"I yearn for hair like hers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"11537\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/i-yearn-for-hair-like-hers\/yemenwed\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/1-DSC01096.jpg?fit=1128%2C621&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1128,621\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;4&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;Picasa&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;DSC-RX100&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;Yemenwed&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1406826345&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;10.4&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;400&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.076923076923077&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;Yemenwed&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Yemenwed\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/1-DSC01096.jpg?fit=500%2C275&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/1-DSC01096.jpg?fit=640%2C352&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/1-DSC01096.jpg?resize=640%2C352&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Yemenwed\" width=\"640\" height=\"352\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-11537\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/1-DSC01096.jpg?w=1128&amp;ssl=1 1128w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/1-DSC01096.jpg?resize=125%2C69&amp;ssl=1 125w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/1-DSC01096.jpg?resize=500%2C275&amp;ssl=1 500w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>One day they&#8217;ll figure out how.<\/p>\n<div class='ctx-module-container ctx_default_placement ctx-clearfix'><\/div><span class=\"ctx-article-root\"><!-- --><\/span>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One day they&#8217;ll figure out 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