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Flushing Meadows-Corona Park.<\/p>\n
Hipsters will never colonize this place, thank sweet zombie jesus.<\/p>\n
Why?<\/p>\n
1.) It’s in Queens. As if that isn’t enough,<\/p>\n
2.) It’s “too far” out in Queens. 7 Express stops? Cmon! For 7 stops, kids these days would rather go to Bushwick – lots of public park space there (rollseyes).<\/p>\n
3.) There are no shops nearby. I mean where are kiddos going to get their margaritas for lounging in the park? What are those? Plantains and cheese? Why no margaritas, or at least PBRs?<\/p>\n
4.) I should have stopped at “It’s in Queens” – that’s plenty actually.<\/p>\n
Flushing Meadows-Corona Park. Hipsters will never colonize this place, thank sweet zombie jesus. Why? 1.) It’s in Queens. As if that isn’t enough, 2.) It’s “too far” out in Queens. 7 Express stops? Cmon! For 7 stops, kids these days would rather go to Bushwick – lots of public park space there (rollseyes). 3.) There […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":11174,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[904,118],"series":[],"class_list":["post-11173","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-local","tag-flushing-meadows","tag-queens"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/flushing-meadows_corona-park_nocloud_72dpi.jpg?fit=1600%2C414&ssl=1","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6OfVu-2Ud","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11173","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11173"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11173\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13343,"href":"https:\/\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11173\/revisions\/13343"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/11174"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11173"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11173"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11173"},{"taxonomy":"series","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nicknormal.com\/normalblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/series?post=11173"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}