if NYC were the male glands, little planes would land on the prostate, ferries would depart from the urethra, even as one external gland travel between north brooklyn and western queens would still be difficult (is the G train really the vas deferens of the testes?), and the MTA would charge you $2.50 per masturbatory session. Not much different than life today really.

nyc male genitalia subway map

and poor Staten Island, what body fluid must it be composed of to make it on the map?

via Cosmic Art Gallery