This place confuses me. A lot.
I honestly thought I was looking at the wrong website when I was comparing their copy to the image I took of the exterior of their Queens facility (below).
Here’s some of said copy as the caption of said image for maximum tongue-in-cheek effect:
Indeed they do amazing things. Great things. I was just confused. Here’s their promotional video:
I for one have no questions about how that desk is meant to function.
Lastly here are some Street View shots of their warehouse in Queens:
Any questions about how your chair operates?
All snark aside: LIC is still weird, Queens is still weird, and I’m thankful places like this still exist.