Sorry Alan.

I can tell a cold front is moving in, because the fracture in my right wrist is acting up. There’s likely to be some weather tonight.

that’s the sound of an acorn falling on your head, while wearing a hoodie. when it happened, i could only laugh: one wouldn’t know that sound in their lifetime unless it happened to them naturally, I thought. of course the sound is dependent on several factors, such as the size and density of the acorn, [...]